Ok people! Those loved ones that sent us the two HUGE boxes of gourmet (size of your head) cookies? Yeah, you! I love you, but you are apparently trying to fatten me up before my 1/2 marathon training. Seriously - I won't even be able to run up the stairs of my house by the end of this week!
I WILL find a way to retaliate! I WILL get my revenge!
I WILL....ok, I WILL eat another cookie!