Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Yoga Face

Way back when, when I was an early 20 something, tall, thin (think really thin. no. think thinner than that. I'm telling you, go thinner than that. okay. now you're close. 5'7" 119 lbs. disgusting.) and so wonderfully young, I was pretty sure that I'd never get old--old being over 30. However, in the event that I did, I would never ever ever try to hide my age or be ashamed of it.

Well, let me tell you. Being over 30 happens. Gray hair happens. Pregnancy does a funny thing to your hips and breasts and it takes quite a bit of effort to make the whole thing look voluptuous and, well, effortless. The one thing I wasn't ready for was the face slide, the droopy lids, the stern mouth. (or, as my daughter says, Don't look at me like that! Trust me, honey, if I could wipe this look off my face, I would...)

Yesterday at the library The Yoga Face literally jumped off the shelf at me. I tried it last night and already today I looked at myself in the mirror and winked! It's amazing.

Make sure you do it where nobody can watch you though. I'd hate for your Yoga Face workout to become an Internet viral sensation!


3 comments:

Crumbs said...

You MUST check out this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxpXgS5deU

and tell me if you can watch it WITHOUT doing it at home. Impossible.

:)

morgan said...

Oh, my god! That was hilarious. When you think you remember the 80s -- wow. But I am somewhat sold on the yoga face theory...

S. Kimzey Daniels said...

Thanks Crumbs! What a great laugh! Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day looking at the rest of this lady's wacky stuff!