Your Betty and Your Booty

You may find this post a little X-rated -- or you may find it hysterical.
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Get ready for some real girl dishing here and now!

I saw two posts today in an email e-newsletter that I felt I must share.

First up is Betty Beauty!

You may or may not not that most of us will GO GRAY —down there!
I'm not talking about the hair on your head, ladies.
Look down
keep looking
down a little further.

Yep, even our va-jay-jay will get older and lose its youthful charm.

Betty Beauty to the rescue! You can dye your "betty" with shades like Black Betty (tee hee), Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, and a bright pink "Fun Betty."

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Check out all the Rockin' shades at - only $19.99.

Next up...
The Wind Breaker! aka Subtle Butt Filters!

My husband always laugh when I use the word "TOOT" instead of fart.
Maybe its a southern thing - little more lady-like.

Ever have one of those "Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that just before my big meeting!" moments?

Or maybe you've clenching your cheeks (not the ones on your face) in the elevator for fear everyone will need a gas mask.

Rather than prevent the flatulence, why not filter it, with a "Subtle Butt" fart-filter.

Tee-hee-hee!

Adhere a 3.25 x 3.25-inch patch of soft fabric that is impregnated with activated carbon to the inside of your underwear.

Subtle Butt filters the toot, and absorbs and neutralizes the odor.

If you're a bugle tooter you're out of luck - gotta tone down the sound yourself!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAMsMf6wgdE&feature=related"> - Enjoy!